The Boy Test aka "Survival of the Fittest"

what have i been doing?
i set up myself a chemistry lab at birth
to see if i could make a match...
a new discovery, worldwide or personally
and right now i've noticed my flaws.
to be brief on the subject...
i've been taking samples from different specimens
mainly from the opposite sex
due to the fact that the same sex samples havent been to my liking.
i've noticed that all specimens of the opposite sex have different characteristics
some with good qualities, some worth testing
and there are some who i wouldnt sample with a twenty foot pole.
mainly i sample the ones with a care for others of the female species
a little more then they care for themselves...
this is what i call being selfless and caring
also, i sample those who stays true to their word and are able to make the opposite species smile with a couple of words
i call it a "joke"
this is what i call being honest, sincere and funny
next we move into the physical appearance of the specimens
there is the so called "jock/popular/egotistical moron"
whose sample will never be taken due to the fact that their physicality hardly ever matches the characteristics of my taste
there is the so called "nerd/geek squad member/trekkie/dweeb"
whose sample has been proven faulty when added to the original chemicals on two different accounts. the first specimens sample was considered to be too "clingy" and failed to give the chemical any room to expand and grow... and the other sample was more interested in the other vials to mix properly with my chemical. Although, the first sample did fit the characteristics perfectly, whereas the second lacked in the caring area.

this will be continued tomorrow night, when i return from collecting new data and samples from my new subject... the unexplainable "too-good-to-be-true" specimen
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.all.is.fair.in.love.and.

.Death.of.Beautyy.